Jason Statham in Diabetes
Fantastic - I think I’m going to start reblogging (translation: stealing) stuff more.
Oh, the horrors….
News on the mixtape
Do these headers work? I don’t know. I think they try and attain a bit of coherency that up until now was more or less absent. Ahem. Anyway.
For all intents and purposes, I’ve finished my Christmas mixtape. That means that, on December 25th at 00:01 (and I know some people will be online then) my tumblelog’s wired to send out the post with the download link to 26 of my favourite tracks this year, preloaded with all the usual stuff like track info and album artwork. I would call this a gift to followers, but as I didn’t actually make the music, that’s a bit bigoted - however, it took a bit of effort deciding which tracks to put in, so I hope you enjoy it.
Then, for the 26 days following that, I’m going to be posting one track at a time, complete with individual download links and a small-ish commentary. Sometimes it’ll just be a description, sometimes there’ll be links to other music, and sometimes there’ll be related videos. It’s basically a backwards advent calendar.
See, I’m nice.
Twilight
I watched it last night. First up, it’s an unbelievably shit film. Without a doubt. It’s the worst acting I’ve seen from Kristen Stewart ever, Robert Pattinson’s opening shot makes him look like he’s just had an orgasm, and you have to seriously question the ethics of the lead character when she doesn’t care that he’s a killer. Oh, and also, since when was it beautiful to look like you’re caked in diamonds? What retard could possibly find that attractive? Sure, they’re sparkly, and might look nice in, say, a really posh chandelier, but I wouldn’t want to fuck one.
That said, it was incredibly funny.
I’ll be absolutely honest - when I was watching it, it felt like I was watching a parody of Twilight, not the actual film. The one part I actually enjoyed was where the bad guy snapped her leg in two. That was pretty fucking brutal, and more like how I’d expect vampires to behave. But if I was a girl, even if I found a vampire attractive, I wouldn’t slut myself to one. Because, basically, vampires are evil. They always have been regarded as evil. And Stephanie Meyer’s pathetic attempt to subvert that stereotype only ends up making it seem ridiculous.
I predict I’m going to lose a couple of followers now.
Right now, there’s 700 giant billboards over the UK, all with David Cameron’s huge, leering face staring down along with the slogan “We Can’t Go On Like This. I’ll cut the deficit, not the NHS.” Of course, since then it’s emerged to what extent Cameron’s face has been photoshopped, and people have started doing responses. A few better than this one are here - this is my contribution.
(Americans/foreigners - David Cameron’s the leader of the Conservative party in the UK, who are probably a shoe-in for the next election in/around May this year.)
The Dude, in The Big Lebowski: An XXX Parody.
I’ll stop now.
