FINISHED WORKS

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BOOKS

In addition to the online content below (most of which is available in my books, too), I’ve written two books. The first, The Chewy Cerebrum and Other Stories was co-written with a friend and published in May 2009. The second, Tales From The End, I wrote all by myself, and was published in June 2010. Find out about the first here and the second here.

NEVERMORE [WAVE ONE] (Teleplays)

Nevermore is a sci-fi dramedy by Joseph and I, focusing on a team of researchers who go into the past to try and uncover some evidence of why their dystopian home in the future ended up the way it was. In doing so, they threaten their very existence, and they finally face a decision which could destroy their whole world. Wave One comprises the first three scripts, all of which are both in my first book and on here via the following links:

Episode One | Episode Two | Episode Three

GOD’S NEW CHILDREN

I guess you could call this a short story, but it’s way too short. A new man, the new Adam, is born, kills a few people and goes underwater to wait for the destruction of the human race. All good fun. In my first book and readable at the following link:

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TONY

A short story, initially entitled “Ambition”, about a failed comedian who finds a chance to revitalise his career before he dies. My one attempt at tragedy and my best first-person death scene I’ve written. I don’t think it’s too bad. Again, it’s in my first book and readable at the link below:

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INDECISION

A literary endeavour between me and Joseph O’Brien, wherein we took turns to write a short story a paragraph at a time, without any decided plot to speak of. The result’s a sort-of skewed stream of consciousness that (surprisingly) actually works. It’s in my first book and accessible below.

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MIKAEL

Part Fight Club, part Bostonian life (of which I have a very cursory understanding now), and with any luck part originality, this story focuses on a man named Mikael K. Pietersen, who has just lost his wife and is beginning to lose his mind. If anything, I’d say this is a tragicomedy - there’s too many uplifting moments for it to get completely bogged down in the depression of it all. Again, in the first book and viewable/downloadable below.

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JOHN

Partnered with a story by Joe called “Peter”. In this one, a man named Peter wakes up in Mali with no recollection of who he is, is severely mentally retarded but totally at peace, and then gets sent back to his old life, just in time for a nuclear explosion that destroys everything but him. The story ends with him meeting an unknown character called “John” for the first time. It’s in the first book and readable here by clicking below.

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CHRISTMAS

The longest - practically short-story length - of a series of flash fiction pieces I’ve written for my second book, Tales From The End. As I finished it a while ago, I figured I’d put it here - it’s another of those trip-down-the-rabbit-hole type stories that I seem to be alright at.

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CURRENT WORKS

UNTITLED NOVEL

I’m planning to write this over the summer, if everything goes according to plan (whatever that means). It’s still swirling in the gunk of my brain at the moment, but it concerns the life of a male teacher who meets a girl who might have the supernatural power of deciding people’s fates (or might just be really creepy and really smart), and is suddenly forced to live as insanely as possible, lest he face massive problems created by Fategirl (not her name). It’s a little bit Breaking Bad, a little bit Fear and Loathing, a dollop of Fight Club but really none of the above - the more I think about this, the more original it sounds. There’s nothing solid, yet, but you can find out a little bit more about it here.

UNDEAD IN THE WATER (Screenplay)

The basic premise: two British writers write (what, really?) a screenplay about zombies trying to invade the territory of a mob boss, which then gets accepted, sent to the studios and subsequently warped out of proportion to make it more popcorn-worthy. More about people than the actual subject matter, it should be funny and a decent story by the time it finishes - there are a couple of serious emotional breakdowns in there that I can hopefully do justice. As tends to be the case, now that Joe’s come up with the idea, he’s handling dialogues (he’s used to writing sketches), I’m tweaking them to make it seem like it’s people talking rather than comedy machines, and structuring it so it’s not just a sequence of mindless conversations. And, surprisingly, it’s actually turning out alright. There’s no way it’ll get finished before we go to university, but it’s something that we can carry on working on.

PSYCHO-HORROR-SCI-FI EPIC (Novel)

Man has flashbacks to previous life as a research scientist called Mark, shady figures (i.e. drug dealers, people who generally live off the map) talk to him as if he is Mark, and so begins a fucked-up tale of conspiracy and revelation that features but is not necessarily limited to: cloning, medical ethics, nervous breakdowns, murder, pop culture references galore, a really cool road trip that detracts from the point of the novel, and a botched research creature imprinted with the same memories as the protagonist. If you want to read more, there’s my initial plan here, my embellishments to said plan here, my mini-prologue here and the opening of the first chapter here. Right now, this is lying in a semi-abandoned state on my hard drive - I’ve had better, more nuanced ideas since then - but I might return to this in the future.

FUTURE IDEAS

SITCOM

No clue of what this could be about yet, though it’s a long-term goal. Sitcoms are the one thing I can rarely stand, so if I can write a good one, I can probably do anything.

THE BENCH

I struggled over the plot for this for some time, for two reasons. One: if I wasn’t careful, it’d just seem like I’m ripping off Samuel Beckett’s Waiting For Godot, which would be just wrong. Two: I couldn’t really find anything suitably short and interesting enough to adapt (it was originally going to be an adaptation of some famous short story). Oh, and an additional one: I wasn’t really that committed to it. However, I’ve finally worked out - with Joe - a basic plan for this, and I should be able to write it soon-ish, depending on how inspired I’m feeling. I’m going off the basis of two men, one a seasoned tramp and the other one an ex-banker, working out an exchange of ideology through a series of dialogues - that is, the ex-banker learns to renounce capitalism, while the tramp starts learning the meaning of possession and how hard having so few things truly is. It needs work, but this could be good.