Rainn Wilson & James Gunn's 15 Rules of 'Fight Club'
From Twitter, via The Cult (the official Chuck Palahniuk fansite):
- RT @rainnwilson First rule of Fight Club? Don’t talk about ‘potpourri’.
- Second rule of fight club? Don’t put a cigarette in your penis and pretend like it’s smoking.
- RT @trollishtwit Third rule of fight club, always know where it is held so you don’t need to stop and ask for directions to Fight Club.
- Fourth rule of Fight Club: The safe word is ‘Bernadette Peters.’
- Fifth rule of Fight Club: Don’t put peanuts in any of the pot luck items. Sal is deathly allergic.
- RT @EdouardBond Sixth rule of Fight Club: Turn off your cell phone.
- Seventh rule of Fight Club: No one wearing any Ed Hardy apparel will be allowed to enter Fight Club.
- Eighth rule of Fight Club: You have to admit, it’s still fucking hilarious when Philip does jazz hands in the middle of a fight.
- Ninth rule of Fight Club: No, the Lord’s Prayer at the end of Fight Club is not mandatory, but please by respectful of others who pray.
- Tenth rule of Fight Club: Just wearing a Ramones T-shirt doesn’t make you hip.
- Eleventh rule of Fight Club: Anyone sending me a Facebook invitation to play Farmville will be immediately ejected from Fight Club.
- RT @peteralton Twelfth rule of fight club: Don’t flush the paper towels. We’ve had a lot of plumbing problems from idiots doing this.
- Thirteenth rule of Fight Club: No air saxophone in Fight Club.
- 14th rule of Fight Club: Don’t do a “retarded voice” in Fight Club. Kenny’s brother has Down syndrome and he’s, understandably, sensitive.
- RT @Brandon007 Fifteenth rule of Fight Club. Smile! This is supposed to be fun, you guys!
Not laugh out loud funny, but still brought a smile to my face.
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